GOODWILL Gets Donation of Junk, Attempts to Sell the Whole Load for $23.92

This morning, 31 year old bachelor John Williams donated a load of useless junk to the local Goodwill, figuring he would eliminate the ten dollar extra garbage fee at the apartment complex where he lives.

Williams said, "I recently got on Tinder, and realized I would never get a girl if I didn't start cleaning out my shack. I got everything I didn't use anymore like old high school outfits, broken CD players, and old bottles of cologne, then took it all to the drop off center. A week later, the whole load of stuff was sitting in an old comforter bag for $23.92!"

"I was looking for a gift for a date that night, like a coffee mug or something, and saw it in the toy section as I walked by. At the same time, I heard over the radio, 'Have an item you don't use anymore? Give it to Goodwill. We can turn it into a job!' To be honest, I'm not sure how they'll turn a bag full of my old junk into a career".

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