Chuck Norris Finds Dirt on Clintons; Mysteriously Lives Three Days Later
- Jack C. Perez
- Sep 2, 2019
- 1 min read
At his press release earlier this week, the world was shocked as the national fighting icon went public with evidence he discovered, linking the former president and first lady to crimes that they are already known to have committed. The documents listed everything from money laundering to committing suicide for political opponents.
Some of Chuck's closest friends, who asked to remain anonymous, expressed concern over statistics linking this kind of discovery to an increased risk of a fatal accident or self inflicted gun shot wound.
News outlets everywhere carried the story of his death on the upcoming weekend. When asked if she had anything to say, Hillary expressed her condolences to the family on they're approaching tragedy. But Monday morning, Norris made a public appearance in full health.
Later, Bill and Hillary quietly left for a spontaneous vacation in Venezuela, disappointedly without their favorite bodyguard, who is in the hospital recovering from a broken arm and three shattered ribs.
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