Democrats Outraged After National Spades Champion Plays Trump Card

At the National Spades Tournament (NST) earlier this month, reigning champ Lawrence Evans defended his title by playing a trump card in the last trick and was immediately dubbed by the left, “The Spading Trumper” (A trump card is of the over-riding suit, in this game a spade. Although it has been known as this for decades it has not been an issue till now).

Lawrence said in an interview, “I’m not sure what’s going on. I win the championship game, and liberals start throwing trash at me as I walk down the street. Life’s gotten pretty crazy for me”. He also said that he has gotten death threats for his “outrageous hate speech”.

Traci Weathers, an NST fan, and Bernie Sanders campaign volunteer, was very angry about the whole ordeal and said, “I can’t believe it! How can an organization, with so much power and responsibility, name an entire suit of cards after such a bigoted person? I am extremely offended, as well as every other person who didn’t vote for the president.”

A nation wide Facebook campaign, “Get Even with Evans” has been started by Weathers, to remove him as National Champion, and to sue him for hate crimes. Having only 53 members, Traci has is asking “anyone and everyone” for help in starting a march in DC.

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